Alright, ladies! Who wants to cut the cake? Anyone? … Anyone?

Alright, ladies! Who wants to cut the cake? Anyone? … Anyone?


It wasn’t until the newest resident of Greentop Dr began sharpening his colored pencil fence with a cleaver that the rest of the street grew wary of approaching his house.

It wasn’t until the newest resident of Greentop Dr began sharpening his colored pencil fence with a cleaver that the rest of the street grew wary of approaching his house.


Rosalind Hunter’s “Pretty Pretty Puppy” enterprise specializing in dog jewelry lasted 45 minutes — the exact length of time it took Bowser and Scamp to chew up and tear apart her entire inventory of feathered dog necklaces.

Rosalind Hunter’s “Pretty Pretty Puppy” enterprise specializing in dog jewelry lasted 45 minutes — the exact length of time it took Bowser and Scamp to chew up and tear apart her entire inventory of feathered dog necklaces.


The Havermeyers hadn’t left their house for weeks, except to buy more fabric, glitter, and tiny wigs. 
Once you catch the Take-Pictures-of-Your-Baby-in-Costumes bug, there’s little hope for recovery.

The Havermeyers hadn’t left their house for weeks, except to buy more fabric, glitter, and tiny wigs. 

Once you catch the Take-Pictures-of-Your-Baby-in-Costumes bug, there’s little hope for recovery.


Each time Edith prompted her friends to “Go ahead — ask me for a small cup of tea!” while snickering, the joke lost some of its potency. 

Each time Edith prompted her friends to “Go ahead — ask me for a small cup of tea!” while snickering, the joke lost some of its potency. 


The day her divorce papers were signed was also the last day that Olive Martin-Smithfield (now just Olive Martin) ever wore a bra. Now that she wasn’t letting the patriarchy shackle her bosoms, she could use it to plant her impatiens.

Previously: The Juniors’ Bra Purse.

The day her divorce papers were signed was also the last day that Olive Martin-Smithfield (now just Olive Martin) ever wore a bra. Now that she wasn’t letting the patriarchy shackle her bosoms, she could use it to plant her impatiens.

Previously: The Juniors’ Bra Purse.


"MOM, IT’S NOT DUMB! YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!" Rachel stomped up the stairs and slammed her door. Her mother would never accept that she was 13 now and like basically a woman, so she should be be free to be super sexy and wear super sexy things, like a purse she made from her JCPenney Juniors bra.

"MOM, IT’S NOT DUMB! YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!" Rachel stomped up the stairs and slammed her door. Her mother would never accept that she was 13 now and like basically a woman, so she should be be free to be super sexy and wear super sexy things, like a purse she made from her JCPenney Juniors bra.


…WHY.

…WHY.


Seriously, Pinterest, let’s cool it with the baby head planters.  I’m getting really uncomfortable.

Seriously, Pinterest, let’s cool it with the baby head planters.  I’m getting really uncomfortable.


After a bear slashed her leg while hiking, Jessie had to work hard to bring her favorite pants back to life. But thanks to her stealthy patchwork, no one could tell the difference.

After a bear slashed her leg while hiking, Jessie had to work hard to bring her favorite pants back to life. But thanks to her stealthy patchwork, no one could tell the difference.