Rosalind Hunter’s “Pretty Pretty Puppy” enterprise specializing in dog jewelry lasted 45 minutes — the exact length of time it took Bowser and Scamp to chew up and tear apart her entire inventory of feathered dog necklaces.
The day her divorce papers were signed was also the last day that Olive Martin-Smithfield (now just Olive Martin) ever wore a bra. Now that she wasn’t letting the patriarchy shackle her bosoms, she could use it to plant her impatiens.
"MOM, IT’S NOT DUMB! YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!" Rachel stomped up the stairs and slammed her door. Her mother would never accept that she was 13 now and like basically a woman, so she should be be free to be super sexy and wear super sexy things, like a purse she made from her JCPenney Juniors bra.